About TS

You made it all the way to my bio?

Dang. You must really like me.

To be clear, I have a girlfriend. So, don't get any funny ideas.

Okay, funny ideas are fine. I like a good laugh. But no sexy ideas!

Fine. Sexy ideas are allowed, but not if they involve you and I --

What?

You're imagining me as a merman? -- Okay. Weird. But I like it.

Enough flirting. You don't even know me yet...

So, who the hell is Tom Szymanski?

I'm glad you asked.

Tom Szymanski is an experienced actor, based in Los Angeles; cracking jokes at the end of the world, then deeply sobbing in the parking lot of a Little Caesars after discovering his pizza was neither Hot nor Ready.

The knowing glances of John Krasinski meet the controlled chaos of Robin Williams to create an artistic Megazord, forged by pain... but bursting with all the joy and anxiety of three kids stacked on top of each other under a trench coat, pretending to be an adult.

To a bearded man, there's nothing more risky than shaving.

For you, Tom Szymanski is willing to shave...

Everything!